2010 Bronner Brothers Hair Show Whammy's & Schammy's

More than enough colors to compete with a 4^th of July fireworks display, intricate patterns that challenge your eyes to keep up and a cornucopia of creativity that defies reason.  It was all in effect at the 63^rd annual Bronner Brothers Hair Show where thousands came together at the Georgia World Congress Center, to get the scoop on the latest hair care trends, products and have their jaws drop at the world's wackiest hairstyles.  My jaw dropped soon as I saw most of these images and below are the picks for the Whammy's and Schammy's from the show.

 

 

Whammy's

Precious is that you, girl?!  Guess not, but whoever this rainbow inspired, blue-eyed, and glittery sweat dripper is knows that the whole world wants nothing more than a kiss from such a sight of divinity.

 

 

I have a feeling Rihanna is about to steal this look in about a day.  This piece of colorful fierceness is hot and knows it.  Just look at the pose that reads, "Please don't look at me. You may melt away my hotness."

 

 

Who cares what the front looks like when you got back like this.  Barbie in a weave?  Genius!  Quick, somebody give this piece to Britney Spears since it's a thousand times better than that ratty back she rocks for a weave now.

 

 

Big hoop earrings?  Check.  Gold teeth?  Check.  A few splashes of hair dye?  Check.  A mirror on the side of your head?  Check.  This woman has all the necessary elements of hair show fabulousness.

 

 

Somebody better keep this picture away from Prince who just may give the side-eye once he sees someone rocking a 'do similar to his 1980's look.  If anything, this is an updated pimptastic urban version.

 

 

If Batman's arch nemesis, Poison Ivy were a hood chick she'd look a little something like this.

 

 

Proof that you're never too old to get a little bold.  Show them young folks how it's done, ladies.

 

 

Real

This VH1 Reality star ("I Love New York" and "Real Chance of Love") doesn't need to do much to his hair to standout in the crowd.  He got that gooood hair.  Really, his hair is silkier than a whole bunch of women.  Side note:  staring at this picture too long makes me want to say neighhhhhh.

 

 

Schammmy's

What in the Rapunzel-hell is this? Points for being bold but this just looks sloppy like a giant roll of cheap horse hair strung together by leftover Christmas ribbons.

 

Uhm, ladies you do know you're at a hair show right?  No need to play it so safe.  Booorrriiiinggggg.

 

 

These flowers look like they were peeled off of a 99 cents store plastic floral arrangement.  And overall the look falls flat with not enough pizzazz.

 

 

Feels like I've seen this look plenty of other times before minus the painful looking piercings.  Yikes!

 

 

And now for all the celebs who refused to have fun and take part in the night's theme by showcasing some outrageous hair designs a big: BOOOOOOOOO!  Whammy's to you all no matter how fine you look dressed like a sane citizen.

 

Boris Kodjoe

 

David Banner & Tank

 

Derek J.

 

Dwight Eubanks