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Paris Hilton makes a career comeback with a new arrest; groupie turned Hollywood private investigator (sarcasm) Kat Stacks exposes Soulja Boy and may be his baby mama; Dr. Martin Luther King Jr's legacy gets abused in one day; and why politicians want to put a stopper on the flow of information.

Paris Hilton One-ups Fellow Train Wrecks

We have had the pleasure of not being subjected to Paris Hilton's shenanigans for quite a while now but it seems she misses the limelight.  To get back in center stage it appears she done went and got herself arrested for an alleged possession of cocaine.  Shocker!  Not!

"She's just smiling b/c she's making news.'Suck on that Kim Kardashian' is written all over her face."

Source:   www.dlisted.com

Commenter:  WWJDFAKB

Hate the Game, Not the Groupie

Kat Stacks has had quite the week.  Not only did she expose Soulja Boy for possible cocaine use and may be his baby mama but she also flirted with NBA player Carmelo Anthony on Twitter.  The latter action was enough to get Carmelo's wife, Lala Vasquez to tweet a threat and then have Carmelo put a bounty on Kat's head that may mean criminal charges for him.  As amoral as Kat Stacks' actions are I have to agree with the commenter below that these celebrity men really need to be more careful with who they associate themselves with.

"Is he serious? That's not even necessary. I mean damn, I know she trouble but she 
wouldn't have been putting ya buiz out on front street had yo nasty a** not messed 
with this STD-infected mole rat in the first place. Take responsibility..."

Source:   www.mediatakeout.com

Commenter: allenk893

Political Stunts in the name of Dr. King

Thousands gathered on the National Mall to honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr's "I Have a Dream," speech but the rally wasn't lead by the usual ones.  It was conservative commentator Glenn Beck and tea party advocate Sarah Palin using Dr. King's name to call for America to restore "honor."  Of course activist Al Sharpton couldn't let the moment go by without raising some kinda hell and he was there with a counter rally.  I can't blame Al much especially since it seems like a hypocritical political/publicity stunt by Glenn and Sarah (two folks with very controversial stances).   After all wasn't Sarah the one who defended Dr. Laura's excessive abuse of the N-word recently?  Hmmm...

"Beck delivered a lecture about honor, BP followed up with a lecture on protecting our environment, Mel Gibson spoke on anger management, and Sarah Palin closed with lecture about the effectiveness of abstinence only sex education."

Source:   www.huffingtonpost.com

Commenter:  johuyik

Hindering the Flow of Information

This is where the political red tape gets confusing but I will try my best to break it down for ya.  There is a Free Flow of Information Act which is being threatened with modifications after the Wikileaks scandal, which released classified military documents.  Despite the Pentagon's  report that the release of those documents did not endanger U.S. national security,  Sen. Charles Schumer and Sen. Dianne Feinstein want to specify that Wikileaks and other organizations like it should not be able to protect the identities of confidential sources.  Who cares?  Well, according to the commenter below we should because that would mean that the government is determining what validates a news outlet.  Also such a move would place fear in confidential sources from coming forward.  In an age of corporate domination when we can't always rely on  the mainstream news we need to protect sites like Wikileaks which do the job others don't do.

"...Our current government is expecting the people to relinquish our rights all in the name of security. We must remember the words of Benjamin Franklin when he said "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. "

Source:   www.prisonplanet.com

Commenter:  nucleardiver

Fantasia nearly robs the world of her glorious voice with an alleged suicide attempt supposedly over a man; JetBlue flight attendant, Steven Slater becomes the hero of many overworked and underpaid Americans with a dramatic airplane exit; Angelina Jolie comes under sharp criticism for her daughter Shiloh's fashion choices; could Google and Verizon lead us to the end of the Internet as we know it; and genetically modified sugar beets are put on hold, thank the Lord!  It's all here in this week's round-up.  You know you want the scoop.

Don't Let Fantasia's Lover Off the Hook

It's been a hell of a week for singer, Fantasia.  Not only did she endure the wrath of the media and public when her lover, Anwtaun Cook's wife accused her of breaking up their home and filming a sex tape, but the poor girl went and allegedly tried to commit suicide over the whole ordeal.  Fantasia we are praying for you.  In the aftermath so much blame and focus has been on Fantasia but as the commenter below notes we should not forget that Antwaun needs to be held accountable too.  After all he potentially bamboozled both his wife and Fantasia.

...we have no idea what this man was telling Fanny as you call her when they first got together...If the bama say it's complicated yeah i'm married but we've been separated...LIAR let him finalize his divorce first and then if he's still interested come back but until then let that cheater be with someone else...

Source:   www.theybf.com

Commenter: Tasha

This is How You Quit Your Job

Have you ever wanted to just quit your job on the spot and not look back?  Well, Steven Slater, a JetBlue flight attendant did just that but in a dramatic style fit for a movie scene.  After allegedly being cussed out by a passenger who was violating airplane rules and then accidentally getting hit on the head by the passenger's luggage, Steven did the unthinkable.  Steven cussed out the passenger over the loudspeaker, activated the emergency slide, grabbed a beer and made his grand exit.  Whether he was wrong or right the whole situation underscores the daily frustration of America's workforce.

"What he did resonated with so many people because many are feeling the pressure of
a failed economy, a disengaged president, are asked to take on more responsibility for less pay and a rude public."

Source:   www.radaronline.com
Commenter:  gutsygirl

Just let a Girl Dress Like a "Boy"

Actress, Angelina Jolie is on the defense when it comes to her 4-year old daughter, Shiloh's non-traditional female attire.  With her penchant for swimming trunks, ties and loose pants, many are having a stroke over the young girl's tomboy look.  Why do people even care is beyond me.  As this commenter notes we should care less about what Shiloh is wearing and more about the perms we give our children to look like Beyonce.

"You have to pick your battles. And personal appearance as long as it is not offensive or harmful to others is not one of them in a lot of households. Get over it! This same mentality is what has ppl perming the chit outta their babies hair and chit! Trying to conform!"

Source:   www.sandrarose.com

Commenter:  OutsidetheBox

Quick, Somebody Protect the Internet

It's already happening; the powers that be are slowly but surely tightening their grip over the Internet.  Well according to net neutrality advocates such is the case with Google and Verizon's joint policy proposal for an "open Internet."  Many along with the commenter below fear that such a proposal is a way for the companies to create a pay-to-use Internet system that will raise prices for certain actions and lead to a corporate takeover of the world wide web.  So if you want to freely and easily download your scandalous material you might want to take heed.

"These companies want us to think that they have limited capacity and that they can't keep up with speed and content demands. That's how they justify this and when it all comes down to it, my bits are no different than everyone else's bits. There should be NO discrimination of information origin or use."

Source:   www.pcworld.com

Commenter: wolfmoon13

Don't Drink the Water or Eat the Sugar

Be careful what you eat because if corporations (Monsanto Co. and others) and select scientists have their way most of tomorrow's food won't be the real thing.  Thankfully, a federal judge has placed an obstacle to making that a reality by removing the government's green light of genetically altered sugar beets until there is a more thorough review of what it all means for consumers.  In a world of fake breasts, lips, and faces can't we at least ingest real food?

"About time. Monsanto and all the other corporate greed machines need to be reigned in. We aren't on this planet to ingest their experiments so they can reap profits and monopolize the market."

Source:   www.huffingtonpost.com

Commenter:  Scooder

By Souleo. Wyclef Jean announced he is running for president of Haiti and Sean Penn ain't having it; Queen Latifah ignites gay rumors once again; Lady Gaga admits the obvious (drug use); nominations for MTV's Video Music Awards create a battle of the Stans; and a proposed mosque near the 9/11 site leads to major controversy.  It's all here in this week's round-up.  Don't be scared.

Sean Penn Challenges Wyclef Jean's Presidential Bid

Wyclef Jean's announcement that he is running to be the president of Haiti in the aftermath of the country's natural disaster has elicited a range of reactions: surprise, hope and suspicion.  Actor, Sean Penn has had the latter reaction as he called out Wyclef for allegedly mishandling $400,000 of his Yele Haiti charity (Wyclef has since stepped down from the organization) and questioning if he really has the ability to make a difference.  Hmmm, food for thought.

"the fact remains that Haiti needs someone who understands politics and is ready to give his life for his country. Haiti needs a president who actually resides on the island and not someone who will fly in every 6 months. I think it's ridiculous that anyone thinks Wyclef Jean is qualified to run a nation when he couldn't even run his own business affairs. His own band member (who is also Haitian) refuses to endorse him."

Source:   www.sandrarose.com

Commenter:  Sandra Rose

Is This What a "Straight" Woman Does?

For years Queen Latifah has beat around the bush (no pun intended) when it comes to allegations that she is a lesbian.  Well, the cat may be out of the bag this time (again, no pun intended) with these recent pictures of her and personal trainer/"friend" Jeanette Jenkins embracing on a yacht.  As this commenter notes few are surprised at the pictures and many would support the Queen if she is in fact a lesbian and comes on out..

"now who didn't know Cleo was a lesbian?? C'mon son! LOL! Do you Queen! That's her business!"

Source:   www.theybf.com

Commenter:  Anonymous

Lady Gaga Admits Drug Use

Here she goes again, grabbing headlines with one of her "shocking" revelations.  Well, I can't say I was super surprised by Lady Gaga admitting she "occasionally" snorts cocaine in an interview with Vanity Fair.  I mean after all she doesn't come across as a little conservative homemaker.  Still, the commenter below is quite funny for their reaction to the news.

"Now I know why her music stink ....

Source:   www.dlisted.com

Commenter: surely

The Stans Can't Take It!

MTV's Video Music Award nominees were recently announced and while Lady Gaga nabbed a historic 13 nominations for the year, it is the nominations surrounding Beyonce and Rihanna that has Stans acting a fool on the blogs.  It is so hilarious when the Stans defend celebrities like it's their mama.

"Beyonce got 8 Noms while sitting on her a** while Rihanna working and falling on stage only got 1 lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Source:   www.thatgrapejuice.net

Commenter:  BLASIAN

By Souleo. T.I. and Tiny get married; Laurence Fishburne's daughter shakes what her mama gave her for the cameras; Jennifer Lopez possibly reaches yet another career dead end by joining "American Idol," for the show's upcoming season; a new House bill aims to limit the inequality of crack vs. cocaine sentencing; and if Newt Gingrich has his way the U.S will be in war with North Korea and Iran in no time.  It's all here in this week's round-up.  Get the hype.

T.I. & Tiny Tie Knot and Share Lip Gloss

Tiny can officially issue a sigh of relief because after years of being a devoted girlfriend and mother rapper T.I. has officially made her his wife.  As the commenter below notes not only are they now officially sharing their love with each other but they might also share the same make-up artist too.

"Look at them with their "matching makeup". LOL.  Nice pic. Congrats to them."

Source:   www.sandrarose.com

Commenter:  Anna

Laurence Fishburne's Daughter Has A New Career

Why oh why?  There seems to be no logical explanation that celebrated actor, Laurence Fishburne's daughter, Montana aka "Chippy D" would choose to star in a porn film.  The commenter below captures the confusion of us all, quite well.  But not so sure that we should blame Laurence so soon for all of this.

"This is truly sad that she believes that using her body and having sex on tape is going to get her famous...Kim K didn't know her tape was surfacing(or @ least that what she said), she is deliberately puttin it out...like heey look @ me! She needs to get it together..and smh @ Mr fishburne"

Source:   www.mediatakeout.com
Commenter:  RayfromtheBay

Jennifer Lopez and the End of "American Idol"

After Paula Abdul left, Ellen DeGeneres couldn't save "American Idol," and in agreement with the commenter below I don't think Jennifer Lopez can make much of a difference.  But the producers of the series are moving forward with Jennifer as the new judge on the upcoming season.  If the producers really want a fighting chance they need to bring in a whacky personality like Jessica Simpson to give us some sorely missed Paula antics and plead with Simon Cowell to stay on for one more season.

"AI might as well pull the plug..."

Source:   www.theybf.com

Commenter:  Kell

What the Crack?!

The House of Representatives recently passed a historic bill that aims to reduce the disproportionate imprisonment sentences between crack and cocaine convictions.  The former has constantly placed a large number of African-Americans in prison while the latter has seen a dramatically lower percentage of Whites go to prison.  While some welcome this new bill as a chance to limit the inequality of such sentences, others like the commenter below help to note that such a bill still doesn't get to the root of our nation's prison-industrial complex.

"I think we need to take it a step further and have prison reform. This disparity was clearly either racial, or all about money. I live in Greensboro, NC, and they just built a new prison with federal money. The County Sheriff BJ Barnes was on the news talking about the old jail, and how now we could convert the old jail into a federal prison to receive x amount of dollars monthly for each federal prisoner we house...The whole conversation was about money. The prison system is all about profits, not rehabilitation or punishment, and a lot of prisons are privately traded on the stock market. Google it if you don't believe me."

Source:   www.miamiherald.com

Commenter: capricorn7nc

Newt Gingrich Wants War

Oh Newt, did you really need to use advocating war to get back in the public eye?  The former Speaker of the House believes that the lives of young U.S. men and women are so dispensable that we should go after both North Korea and Iran immediately since the U.S has only attacked "one out of three" of the "Axis of Evil," trio by invading Iraq.  There really isn't much else to say about Newt's comments except what's highlighted below.

"Newt's America, a nation of fearful biggots."

Source:   www.huffingtonpost.com

Commenter:  lonngfello

By Souleo. Diddy swings from a chandelier; Foxy Brown gets arrested again; Kid Cudi attacks yet another fan; false accusations of racism lead to media/political circus; and a gay rights activist gets discharged from the military.  It's all here in this week's round-up.  Check it.

Diddy Has a Ball

Surprisingly this shot for GQ Magazine has created quite a buzz online.  In my opinion it's a fun image but nothing that should have controversy stamped all over it.  Yet the image has ignited talk of a midlife crisis, gay rumors and allegations of coonery.  Still few comments were as funny as this PMS inspired line.

"Diddy oh Diddy."

Source:  www.sandrarose.com

Commenter:  SugarPieHoneybunn

Foxy Brown

You would think after serving time in jail that hip-hopper, Foxy Brown would be extra cautious about getting involved in unnecessary drama.  Well such is not the case after she was arrested for violating a protective order filed against her dating back to 2007.  According to the rumor mill, the partially deaf star was blasting music from her Brooklyn home during rehearsal for a performance which led to a confrontation with her nemesis and neighbor, Arlene Raymond.  As the comment below demonstrates Foxy needs to bring the focus back to her music and away from the antics.

"I thought Foxy couldn't even

I thought Foxy couldn't even get arrested now nowadays...guess po-po are the only ones checking for her..lmao...."

Source: www.theybf.com

Commenter: Anonymous

Kid Cudi Attacks Another One

Oh no, not again.  After a fan hopped on stage during Kid Cudi's recent show the hip-hopper couldn't resist getting an ass-whooping in.  While there's much that could be said about that action it's the comment below about the security guard that has me cracking up.

"Why was Rick Ross doing security?"

Source: www.rapradar.com

Commenter:  freddy

Media & Political Organizations Jump the Gun

After long-time freedom fighter and USDA employee, Shirley Sherrod's comments were taken out of context a media firestorm was lit.  What was meant to be an inspiring story surrounding race and class issues turned into an example of how quickly and easily the media will crucify without justification, and how politics will stay play the race card.  Thankfully the commenter below reminds us of the true meaning of Shirley's speech.

"It was about a "life-lesson"...a "teaching" moment...Life presents you with choices just as it "colors" your responses to those choices by your experiences. This lady had great justification to give in to her baser instincts, but she chose to grow beyond her prejudices...a lesson for us all."

Source:  www.huffingtonpost.com

Commenter: Ron333wood

You Can't Keep a Good Soldier Down

After coming out of the closet and taking a stance against the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy Iraq war veteran, Lt. Dan Choi has been formally discharged due to his sexuality.  The commenter below helps put this case into perspective by reminding us all of the military's many former acts of discrimination and why this case is no different.

"Fact is until Truman integrated the service, before the country was integrated, blacks were in different units in the army. And as late as the 60's women were put up in "WAC shacks" and treated as second class citizens. That was the rules of the day. And they were wrong."

Source:  www.cnn.com

Commenter: FirstShirt

By Souleo. R&B singer The Dream creates a nightmare for himself with an apology letter to Christina Milian and rumors of cheating; the sports world loses one of it's greats with the passing of NY Yankees owner, George Steinbrenner; "Bottoms Up," the new single by Trey Songz ft. Nicki Minaj sets off the internet's gaydar; Wesley Snipes can't beat the system and is off to jail; and could we have another Vietnam on our hands?  It's all here in this week's round-up.  Get with it.

My, My What a Bad Dream

According to the clever commenter below The Dream's "apology" letter to Christina Milian might as well be signed by just about every male celebrity in Hollywood.  With all the revelations of cheating and shady behavior I can't disagree much.

"Sincerely signed by Swizz Beats, D. Wade and the Dream...All three of these fathers who failed to work it out with their "not hot anymore" wives should start an outreach program for men on the come-up who subscribe to the more money more women necessary policy..oh, and Tiger can be the president and Diddy can be top recruiter setting up the secret meeting spots for the initial affair."

Source:  www.theybf.com

Commenter:  lily12e

George Steinbrenner Enters Heaven, Well Almost

The commenter below wonderfully plays off of George's public reception as both a celebrated and at times controversial figure in this sweet and funny imagining of him trying to get into Heaven.

"(Bob Sheppard in Heaven) Ladies and Gentlemen may I get your attention please, now entering the Pearly Gates, owner of the New York Yankees, George Steinbrenner (St Peter) Not so fast Mr Sheppard we have to talk with George first but I'm sure he'll get in LOL."

Source:  www.nydailynews.com
Commenter:  robkinnjusa

The Bottom Line with Trey Songz

This commenter gets to the bottom (yes, pun intended) of Trey's new single that is raising eyebrows.  While the interpretation may be a little uhm, extra it's still an entertaining perspective.

"The funny thing is that soon the negro is just going to make a song called "I'm Gay", and his fans will say "he just means that he's happy", lol. The man came out as a h*mosexual in the Drake video, "Best I Ever Had", along with that other h*mosexual "Fabolous". That video was a metaphor for how Drake was sexed into the industry, and Fabolous and Trey appeared because they were two of the ones that did it obviously. Then they follow that guest appearance up with "Say Ahh", which is obviously about fellatio between these "down low" clowns in the industry. Now "Bottoms Up". You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to see what the man is implying."

Source:  www.concreteloop.com

Commenter:  JUDAH

IRS Bites Deep into Wesley Snipes' Pockets

Aww, man they got Nino Brown and Blade.  Okay, it's really just Wesley but with his iconic action roles you'd think he could beat the system with just one swift move or evil glare.  Apparently not.

"The only vampires 'Blade' cant beat....the IRS."

Source:  www.tmz.com

Commenter:  LABodyguard

Vietnam 2010?

With the public support of the U.S. war in Afghanistan decreasing the commenter below gets to the heart of the matter by noting how similar this situation is becoming to Vietnam.  Let's not repeat history.

"People are correct when they point out that, unlike Vietnam, Afghanistan is not the subject of mass outrage because young men are not being drafted to fight. But if we do stand as one and say that we've had enough, our involvement in Afghanistan will end just as it did in Vietnam. We *have* to be angry and Washington has to know it--nothing less will do."

Source:  www.huffingtonpost.com

Commenter:  JDM73

By Souleo. LeBron James effectively ends any chance of the Cleveland Cavaliers winning a championship by choosing to join the Miami Heat; Lindsay Lohan will soon be sitting pretty behind bars; Dave Chapelle forces a private jet to make an emergency landing; yet another innocent Black man is murdered and why checking out at the grocery store may soon require a breathalyzer test.  It's all here in this week's round-up.  Check it.

LeBron James Breaks Dan Gibson's Pockets Heart

Cleveland Cavaliers owner, Dan Gibson's open letter blasting LeBron James for his decision to play with the Miami Heat has everyone weighing in on their beef.   According to the funny commenter below it seems that Dan is suffering from an emotional one night stand rather than the loss of a team member.

"This Nicca sounds like LeBron went up in that ass last night woke up this morning without even so mucha s a good-bye..Can somebody please tell this lame O that he's sounds truly btch-made?"

Source: www.mediatakeout.com

Commenter: speakgod

Lindsay Lohan Jail

Few thought it would actually happen-with celebrities regularly getting special treatment-but Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days of jail.  While many commented on her sentencing, her painted fingernail that read "F**K U" and the judge's firmness I couldn't help but laugh at this reading of Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, who has since resigned from the case.

"The lawyer isn't even looking at her. It's more like she's saying, "Quit yer whining. You dug this hole. I'm ready to clock out of this bitch and chillax with a super stiff martini. You're wearing on my nerves!"

Source:  www.dlisted.com

Commenter: Master Blaster

Dave Chapelle's Poop is Special

After Dave Chapelle's allegedly "erratic behavior," forced a private jet to make an emergency landing his reps blamed a bad stomach ache for the drama.  According to his reps the bathroom on the plane was "not the kind he needed."  If that is the truth-which I highly doubt-then this commenter just may be right on the money since obviously Dave can't poop unless he has special accommodations.

"The bathroom was "not the kind he needed"? What the f*ck does that mean? He can't poop unless he's 10 feet in the air, hanging upside down?"

Source: www.tmz.com

Commenter:  Idiot!

Is the No Snitching Policy just as Bad as Police Brutality?

The shooting death of Oscar Grant, an unarmed African-American, on New Year's Day in 2009 by a former BART officer in Oakland has the topic of police brutality once again in the headlines.  While the officer was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter yesterday afternoon the commenter below feels that justice won't be served until we stop ignoring the violence perpetuated by our own community members.

"...I'm not making light of what happen to the young man...But where is the outrage that should reach epic proportions for our own killing one another. This type of behavior is ignored mostly by our communities.  Why do we give our own a free pass to commit murder without a second thought...RIP Oscar"

Source:  www.theybf.com

Commenter:  Anonymous

The End of the World as We Know it?

With nightclubs in Barcelona requiring a Verichip implant to access their VIP areas and Mexico's attorney general and 160 of his staff members being implanted with tracker chips, there is no question that technology is changing the world.   Recently the state government of Pennsylvania launched trials for a new system where consumers are forced to scan their ID, perform a breathalyzer test and stare into a surveillance camera before a government employee approves their purchase. While some find the system a convenient shopping experience others, like the commenter below worry that this may soon mean the end of privacy and freedom as we know it.

"'Government' or 'Power Elite' all-out-control of human activity for the sake of 'SAFETY' will over-ride and predominate above and beyond any and all considerations and aspects of human life. So people then may become 'safe' however they then will become completely enslaved to that which gives and provides them this 'safety.'

All this stuff is conditioning people to turn into 'lady gaga' robots."

Source:  www.prisonplanet.com

Commenter: Cy

By Souleo. Legendary hip-hop personality, Ed Lover has been a mainstay on the scene for the past 20 years.  During that time he has served hip-hop to the masses from his start as a rapper with the group No Face, to co-hosting Yo! MTV Raps with cohort Doctor Dre, radio gigs with Hot 97 and now Power 105.1FM and his new web series, "C'Mon Son."  What the public knows and loves about Ed is his everyday man persona and ability to bring any A-list star down-to-earth.

But who exactly is the man behind the mic?  To help uncover some of the mystery, JimmyJazz.com went down memory lane with Ed to get his "aha" moments that changed his outlook on life.  Read on as Ed reflects on how his father's passing turned him into a man, what he learned from the deaths of Biggie and Tupac and why he's taking control of his money.

You gotta be a man about it

"My father died when I was 18 and I was at a key point where I could have went one way or the other.  Some use death as a crutch to get high and drink.  I used his passing to be successful and to be the man he was and wanted me to be.  So that was a big moment for me.  Plus, having my first child at 20 was big because I was trying to do my career and feed a mouth.  Those two experiences woke me up to be a man."

It's not all about the Benjamin's

"After Biggie and Pac passed away it showed me life is short and you can be on top one day and on the bottom the next.  So you have to grab the moment and don't worry about fame; just do the work.  It's about longevity and not money or fame.  It's about doing what you love to do everyday.  People will appreciate it and that's what it's all about."

Own it, don't rent it

"When you get to a certain point in your life you got to own something.  So I got tired of renting and I think renting is ridiculous now.  When you're renting it is money down the drain.  Own something before you buy the big car because it's yours and you're building equity."

For more information on Ed Lover please visit:

http://cmonsononline.com/

Check out the latest webisode of Ed's hit series, "C'Mon Son," here:

By Souleo. Chris Brown's tears; Mel Gibson's obscene rants; Janet Jackson's live comeback performance; yet another sports star arrested for acting a fool and illegal immigration.  It's all here in this week's round-up.  Check it.

Who Says Men Don't Cry?

According to the commenter below if you ever want to know if someone is faking their tears or not just look for snot.  If the snot is flowing the truth is showing.  While this assessment is a bit uh, unorthodox, the commenter is on-point by noting that Chris Brown's career has been given new life thanks to his snot-nosed inspired tribute to Michael Jackson at the BET Awards.

"Baby you don't have to explain yourself I felt it through the TV you hear me, like someone said "YOU COULD FAKE TEARS BUT YOU CAN'T FAKE SNOT." Give my boo a break!! take your mouths off his d**k its no more cum left."

Source: www.theybf.com

Commenter: Dime Diva

Mel Gibson, Tiny and Pigs

Mel Gibson has gone off the deep end yet again after allegedly being recorded by his ex Oksana Grigorieva, saying "You're an embarrassment to me. You look like a f-king pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of n-ers it will be your fault."   Aside from Mel's pathetic racist rant what baffled me and others was the "pig in heat" reference.  No one quite knows what one looks like but according to the commenter below, T.I's fiancé, Tiny might be a good point of reference.  Wow, I don't think Tiny deserved this one but it sure was funny.

"missy says: did this thingg say "look ike a pig in heat" ..How the heck does a pig in heat look like... have you ever seen a pic of Tiny?"

Source:  www.sandrarose.com

Commenter:  speakinmymind

Ms. Jackson's "Nasty" Crotch Makes a Comeback

We all might want to stand at least 20 feet away from Ms. Jackson because apparently her crotch is a fire hazard.  Well, not exactly but according to this commenter Janet burned the roof off of the Essence Musical Festival with her flaming vagina and dynamic comeback show.  You gotta love a Stan who goes all the way in!

"Janet, you're p**** was on FIRE! Snatching wigs left and right. YAAASSSS!"

Source:  www.thatgrapejuice.net

Commenter: THEKIDDZ

Gun?  What Gun?

If you asked most people whether or not they are carrying a gun they'd be able to answer with a confident yes or no. Cleveland Browns defensive end, Robaire Smith is not most people.  When he was pulled over at the Flint's Bishop Airport he told the officers that he did not know he had a loaded gun in his luggage.  For that reason alone, I agree with this commenter that perhaps he's had one too many footballs to the head.

"These guys need guide dogs. The dogs would provide the brainpower that they appear to lack."

Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

Commenter:  Dr. Confuso

Over the Borderline and Then Some...

President Barack Obama recently addressed the issue of immigration in his first such speech since taking office.  The question is can we really handle more illegal immigrants with the recession we are experiencing here at home?  According to the commenter below the answer is: hell to the no!  While the commenter is wrong to stereotype all illegal immigrants, the issue of just how much more we can handle as a nation is one that demands serious consideration.

"Our President calls for not one, but three amnesties (comprehensive, DREAM, and AgJOBS) when so many Americans are out of work. Whom exactly does he represent. 15 million Americans are out of work, and a further 10 million cannot find a full-time job, at a time when 8 million illegal aliens have jobs. Millions of American families are having trouble paying their mortgage and putting food on the table, but you seem to be more concerned with protecting individuals who have stolen American jobs and broken American laws and are poiusoning our country starting gangs and bringing more and more drugs over our boarders. Any comprehensive amnesty for illegal aliens are just plain wrong and goes against the wishes of the vast majority of the American people. 25 million Americans are either unemployed or cannot find a full-time job provide amnesty ????? HOW BLIND IS THIS WHOLE SITUATION??????"

Source:  www.politicsdaily.com

Commenter: scrupie