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LOL: Judgment Day

August 10, 2011 / Posted in Funny / Gossip
Tags: Judge Judy / Judgment Day / LOL

By Souleo There's a reason why "Judge Judy" has remained one of the top daytime TV shows for over 10 years: she's funny. Sure she's smart and can be tough but when she's giving out a judgment she does so with sass and humor. It also doesn't hurt that she has some of the funniest litigants in courtroom TV too.

 

If you've ever wondered what a drunken woman looks like dancing around crazy skip to the 0:40 mark.

 

 

So what's a rocket scientist? Find out at the end of this clip at the 0:50 mark.

 

 

 

 
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August 10, 2011 / Posted in Funny / Gossip

LOL: Mad as hell!

July 27, 2011 / Posted in Funny / Gossip / World
Tags: LOL

By Souleo In these clips the anger simmers, boils and then spills over with hilarity as these women let loose.

 

 

 

 

And, we've featured this video before but it's such a classic that it garners a repeat viewing here:

 

 

 
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July 27, 2011 / Posted in Funny / Gossip / World
Tags: LOL

LOL: Pranks

June 15, 2011 / Posted in Funny / Gossip / Music
Tags: Justin Beiber / LOL / Willow Smith

By Souleo Within every mischievous mind lies a good prank. In these videos you'll enjoy watching poor unsuspecting folks get made a fool out of one hilarious prank at a time.

 

A shampoo from hell

Rinse, lather and repeat are the standard procedures for washing one's hair. But when the lather won't go away, well you've got a serious issue on your hands.

 

Willow Smith vs. Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber loves a god prank and he pulled a fast one on Willow Smith during her show in Manchester, England. Justin teamed up with members of his entourage to whip up a nearly show-stopping surprise for Willow.

Rise, shine and scream

No one enjoys a rude awakening but who says they can't be funny?

 

 
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June 15, 2011 / Posted in Funny / Gossip / Music

LOL: Auditions from Hell

June 8, 2011 / Posted in Gossip
Tags: LOL

By Souleo One of the best parts of watching shows like 'American Idol" and "X Factor," are the wretched, horrid and downright frightening auditions of some contestants. We've compiled some of the funniest ones from the British version of "X Factor."

 

Close your legs and mouth

Majela Zeze Diamond decided to audition for "X Factor" with an original song entitled, "2+2 is Vagina." Too bad there's something terribly fishy about this one.

 

 

On behalf of Michael Jackson...

The King of Pop does not approve.

 

My brother's keeper

 

One of the most important roles a sibling can play is to keep you in check and let you know when you're making a fool of yourself. Unfortunately when both of you are foolish this is what you get. Skip to the 1:15 mark.

 

 
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June 8, 2011 / Posted in Gossip
Tags: LOL

You Said It!

June 6, 2011 / Posted in Gossip / World / Music
Tags: Cancer / School / Sean Kingston / You Said It

By Souleo Sean Kingston has a major accident; public schools want you to pay to walk through the door; and that cell phone of yours may kill you one day. So much drama after the jump.

 

Sean Kingston is a survivor


Recording artist, Sean Kingston was going a little too fast for his own good on a jet ski over Memorial Day weekend. The singer is currently in recovery from a broken jaw and wrist after crashing into the Palm Island Bridge in Miami. His passenger, Cassandra Sanchez suffered only minor injuries. While many have expressed prayers of support for Sean some folks can't get over his poor decision making skills.

 

"He hit a bridge? Gee, bridges don't move so you really have to aim at them. But then, to me, anyone on a jet ski is basically a moron. It's good to see them working their way out of the gene pool,"

 

Source: www.popeater.com

Commenter: k

 

Do not come to school empty handed


The recession is having a negative effect on all areas of society and now public schools are forced to respond to the situation. To alleviate the burden of high costs and low state funding some public schools are charging fees for enrollment in everything from advanced classes to school bus rides. This is certainly a disturbing situation that will further divide the poor and rich, thus giving greater opportunities to the latter that can afford quality education. Still not everyone agrees. What do you say?

"Complaining about a $200 fee for sports is laughable. Have your lazy kid rake some leaves, shovel snow, or do something to make a measly few hundred dollars to play a sport, if its that important to them and you don't want to pay it."

Source: www.online.wsj.com

Commenter: JOHN HAWKINS

 

Don't answer that call


It's been speculated for a long time that cell phones can lead to cancer but now there appears to be growing support for the idea. The World Health Organization's International Agency for Research on Cancer recently classified cell phone radio waves as "possibly carcinogenic." This move could lead the United Nations to conduct an extensive investigation into the potential harm of cell phones. Still some people think it's not the cell phones that are dangerous; it's really the ones using them.

 

"With most of the individuals I see excessively talking on their cell phone (especially while driving), there isn't much up there to begin with....."

Source: www.wsj.com

Commenter: JAMES BURNETTE

 
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June 6, 2011 / Posted in Gossip / World / Music

LOL: Throwing Shade

June 1, 2011 / Posted in Funny / Gossip / Music
Tags: LOL

By Souleo In the gossip world sometimes there is nothing funnier than two egomaniacal stars going at it. One says something sly about the other and then bam we have a full out verbal war. In some cases the shade is subtle and in others you just know that rage is spilling over. Either way check out these clips of some of the funniest celeb disses.

 

Don't mess with Mariah

Mariah Carey really went in on this diss to Madonna. Gotta love Maria's cool diva shade here.

Pink gets red with rage

 

Pink was none too pleased with Kanye West's MTV debacle and she had no qualms expressing her honest view of him. It gets funny at 0:20.

No 9 lives here

UK pop singer, Cheryl Cole was recently replaced from her role as judge on the U.S. version of "X Factor." She is being replaced by Nicole Scher(whatever) from the Pussycat Dolls. But here is Cheryl throwing some unnecessary shade at Nicole back in the day. Meow!

 

 
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June 1, 2011 / Posted in Funny / Gossip / Music
Tags: LOL

You Said It: Scandals Galore

May 23, 2011 / Posted in Gossip / Movies / Politics / Sports
Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger / Police / Tiger Woods / You Said It

Arnold Schwarzenegger, joins the Tiger Woods club of scandalous cheaters; police officers are not ready for their close-up; and if the Supreme Court must really hate the smell of weed. Is anything sacred anymore? Find out after the jump.

 

Tiger Woods ain't got nothing on Arnold Schwarzenegger


By now you've all heard the news that Arnold Schwarzenegger is one low-down, dirty-oh lawd stop me! So you know that Arnold fathered a child with his family's housekeeper, Mildred Patricia Baena and kept it a secret for years. The devastation that his wife, Maria Shriver and children must be experiencing is incredible yet, some commenter's fail to have any empathy. I disagree with the comment below since cheating isn't always about doing one's "job." You could swing from poles, chandeliers and be the most giving partner and get cheated on. Most often it's about the cheater and not their spouse.

"Sounds like the wife wasn't getting the job done."

Source: www.tmz.com

Commenter: JOE

 

Police officers are really, really camera-shy


In a trend reported by National Public Radio, police officers are trying to stop the public from using cell phone cameras to record their activity in the hopes of deterring police brutality. That's bad news since we need to record police officers more than ever as last year more than 1,500 officers were involved in excessive force complaints, according to the National Police Misconduct Statistics and Reporting Project. Here's a reaction straight from someone on the inside.

"I was a cop for nearly 35 years...It is shameful that the FOP has apparently taken the stance of supporting the criminalization of citizen monitoring of its police...The larger issue is our longstanding historical tradition of distrusting our government...and our right to police our government...Problem is, We The People have traded away too many of their freedoms since 9/11/01 in exchange for the illusion of security."

Source: www.salon.com

Commenter: Paradoxcop.com

 

One more right taken away


If you hear the cops knocking on your door and you're on the toilet don't flush it since that could lead to them breaking down your door. Recently the U.S. Supreme Court, in an 8-1 vote, upheld the warrantless search of an apartment if police smell weed and think that you're trying to destroy incriminating evidence. This is an intense violation on personal liberties that should have everyone up in arms since cops can basically knock down a door if they simply think you're doing something illegal. The commenter below says it all while dripping sarcasm.

"Hey, I know, let's just scrap the Bill of Rights and put in its place a "Bill of Government's Right to Intrude" on the sanctity of one's home" After all, the American Citizen is just too darn stupid and we need government to protect us. Thank you Justices of the Supreme Court!! (well, except for that Ginsburg, but she is just a woman who just seems to understand the importance of the 4th Amendment and the need to restrain government's intrusive nature!)"

Source: www.npr.org

Commenter: w h (Freedom_4_All)

 

 
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May 23, 2011 / Posted in Gossip / Movies / Politics / Sports

LOL: Shake Ya Tail

April 27, 2011 / Posted in Funny / Gossip / Movies
Tags: James Brown / Janet Jackson / John Travolta / Michael Jackson

By Souleo Forget Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson and James Brown. The real dance moves come from these animals compiled in this week's LOL.

Take that John Travolta

This dog is giving John Travolta a run for his money by killing the routine to

"You're the One that I Want," from "Grease."

Dancing Monkeys

Dancing is an international art and these monkeys in India sure know how to get down.

A Tribute to "Lady Marmalade"

Here is a compilation of various animals dancing to "Lady Marmalade," which was first made a hit by Labelle. In this cover version, which animal do you think most resembles Lil' Kim nowadays? Just sayin'

 
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April 27, 2011 / Posted in Funny / Gossip / Movies

You Said It…

April 18, 2011 / Posted in Gossip / Politics / World / Music
Tags: Census / Jesse Jackson / Medicade / Medicare

Jesse Jackson, Sr. is accused of harassment and discrimination by a gay employee; the latest vote by Republicans looks to destroy Medicare and Medicaid; and there is a new race growing in numbers and power. The times are changing now.

 

Jesse Jackson, Sr. under fire

Mister Cee may not be the only supposedly heterosexual male being exposed for seeking the pleasures of men. Tommy R. Bennet, a former employee of Jesse Jackson, Sr. has filed a wrongful termination and discrimination case against Jesse and his Rainbow PUSH Coalition. In the complaint, Tommy alleges that he was fired because he was gay and accuses Jesse of making suggestive sexual passes at him. Without hard evidence (no pun intended) this is just another case of he said/he said so until then let's have a laugh.

"Maybe he just wanted a little head line."

Source: www.theroot.com

Commenter: Anonymous

 

Who will care for Grandma?


I'm not sure how or why this news item passed under the radar but it's quite troubling.  House Republicans passed a budget resolution to slowly but surely end the current Medicare system by offering partially subsidized private insurance. Plus they voted to allow some states to cut back on Medicaid's benefits for the poor and disabled. Here's hoping that AARP and all other invested organizations take a stand on this case of social injustice.

"Does the AARP take a stand on political issues? I sure hope so.

And meanwhile, these mofos have full medical coverage for themselves and their families. Wow, just wow. pure evil."

Source: www.jackandjillpolitics.com

Commenter: isonprize

 

Hispanics take the lead


It looks like the face of America's leading minority group is quickly changing. According to new Census figures, Hispanics outnumber African-Americans in most major U.S. cities. Hispanics are now the majority minority in 191 of 366 metro areas. This change will certainly effect how we deal with race relations, what issues politicians will pay attention to and whether or minority groups will be able to join together and take a united stand for political, social and economic progress.

"In coming years, black voters and their issues will be moved further and further into the margins, and down the pecking order of the Democratic agenda. In favor of the next wave of future voters."

Source: www.nola.com

Commenter: weatherVAIN

 

 
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April 18, 2011 / Posted in Gossip / Politics / World / Music

LOL: You Said What?

March 31, 2011 / Posted in Funny / Gossip
Tags: Charlie Sheen / Paula Deen

By Souleo Sometimes you're taken aback at what people say. You have to dig the wax out of your eyes, clear your throat and lean in asking yourself, did that person really just say that? Well, this week I've rounded up some of the funniest moments involving Charlie Sheen's rants, an expression gone wrong and one preacher's use of the F-word that will have you hitting the rewind option.

 

Tiger Blood, Winning and Warlocks

Uhm, if you can make sense out of this Charlie Sheen clip then you're WINNING!

 

 

For the love of (shrimp) head

Okay, perhaps my mind is in the gutter but cook, Paula Deen took me there with her passionate and enthusiastic display of love for shrimps on Bravo's "Top Chef."

 

 

What the..?

One preacher is encouraging his congregation to use the F-word in this hilarious clip. Skip to the :55 mark. It's not what you think.

 

 
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March 31, 2011 / Posted in Funny / Gossip