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June 4, 2012NewsComments
Now that Beyonce done went and made a comeback on stage after only 5 months of pregnancy I guess I no longer have an excuse to be a lazy slob and avoi...
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October 27, 2011NewsComments121 Views
If the past 2 weeks didn't kill ya then you're ready for the next stage of growing pains.   Aries, Leo and Sagittarius: It's all about survival of...
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October 21, 2011NewsComments163 Views
If the past 2 weeks didn't kill ya then you're ready for the next stage of growing pains.   Aries, Leo and Sagittarius: It's all about survival of...
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October 7, 2011Comments168 Views
Listen folks, it is getting too much for me to deal with all the drama I forecast in your lives week-to-week. I'm losing hair, making less love and my...
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September 30, 2011NewsComments100 Views
Everyone gets the tireds sometimes, especially the lazy folks. Isn't that odd? Anyway, here's how to handle a case of the terrible awful zzzzz's.   ...
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September 23, 2011NewsComments149 Views
One of you is gonna go from pimp to ho. Oh my!   Aries, Leo and Sagittarius: If I were you this week I'd be sure to carry mace. You may need to sp...
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September 16, 2011NewsComments
Another week and I still forgot to pick up toilet paper. Oh well, here's your future in a few sentences.   Aries, Leo and Sagittarius: You need to...
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September 12, 2011NewsComments
One lucky sign will get flashed this week. Could it be you?   Aries, Leo and Sagittarius: Rest assured that every good deed is appreciated. Someon...
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August 25, 2011NewsComments148 Views
Better nights, times and days. Next week.   Aries, Leo and Sagittarius: This is not the time to act shy when in the presence of others. When you f...
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August 19, 2011NewsComments117 Views
Feet don't fail me now.   Aries, Leo and Sagittarius: It's time to put your relationships first. The only problem is, now you'll have to decide ho...
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August 11, 2011NewsComments147 Views
Let's jump to it.   Aries, Leo and Sagittarius: Usually thinking things over is exactly what I tell you since I know how irrational you can be. Bu...
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August 5, 2011NewsComments151 Views
Real is my middle name.   Aries, Leo and Sagittarius: Your desires and expectations will be supported this week by the planets. What won't be supp...
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