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JizzleJazzle’s Horoscope Oct 21- Nov 3, 2011

October 21, 2011NewsComments163 Views

If the past 2 weeks didn't kill ya then you're ready for the next stage of growing pains.

 

Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

It's all about survival of the fittest this week. If you have to step on a few toes, make sure you crush them. If you're climbing the ladder and they chop off your hands hang on by your mouth.

 

Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

Your mind is going to be very stimulated over the next few weeks by great conversation and meeting wonderful new people. These folks are going to be quite sophisticated so just make sure you can hang by not asking silly questions, picking your teeth at the dinner able and my personal habit of stealing silverware. Honey, I got a kitchen drawer of utensils stacked.

 

Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

There is a newfound energy and warmth to you. Be sure to share it with everyone you care about over the next few weeks since it won't last for long and you'll be a grouch again in no time.

 

Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

Great ideas are going to be critical to your success over the next few weeks. So don't be afraid to express whatever comes to mind. Just be sure to censor any profanity it may be laced with.

 

I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.

 

October 21, 2011NewsComments163 Views