JizzleJazzle's Horoscope April 2 - April 8, 2010

April 2, 2010NewsComments107 Views

Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

Do you know where you're going?  Do you like the things life is showing you?  I am channeling Ms. Diana Ross for you honey; sequins, big hair and all because you need some guidance.  All you have to do is look to your dreams and not the wet ones.  I mean your heart's desires and what you really want in life.  Soul search and you just might get off your mama's couch and do something with your life!  Now, excuse me while I go crash on my mama's couch.   Don't judge me!

Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

Sometimes in life you gotta push your way through: when you're delivering a big-headed baby out your woo-hoo, when old folks take up all the sidewalk space and when you're trying to sneak into the club before your man rolls by keeping tabs on you.  But other times you gotta be a little patient and take it easy.  This is the week for you to not push, pull or bite but sit back and let the universe take care of you.  Let the universe be yo' sugar daddy!  Hehe...

Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

Sometimes you just gotta smile.  A smile can light up a day or if your teeth ain't so hot it can leave someone with nightmares.  But yes, smile a little and you will get away with a whole lot.  Imagine all those women that smiled in Tiger Wood's face and are now cashing in on his scandal.  See...just smile!

Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

We all want things in life that sometimes we can't have but this week most of what you want is within your grasp.  You just gotta play it cool.  So try not to sweat like Charles Barkley pulling up to the curb in front of a $2 hooker or salivate like Jesse James over a vintage Nazi hat and you should be a-OKAY!

I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous!


I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous!



April 2, 2010NewsComments107 Views