JizzleJazzle's Horoscope April 8 - April 14, 2011
It's time to fight back, get nasty and then relax with a vacation.
Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:
If you've ever wondered what it feels like to throw up in your mouth this is the week to find out by tackling some new wild adventure such as skydiving or running in traffic.
Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:
You'll learn this week that sometimes a little lazy goes a long way. Who says you need to progress and improve with time to still be heralded as a success? Case in point: Britney Spears' dance moves.
Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:
Crying ain't pretty but sometimes it sure feels good to let all the phlegm, tears and eye boogers find a release. You'll be amazed how much you've been holding back. So grab five boxes of Kleenex and a mop to pick up the snot.
Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:
Don't allow routine to get in the way of excitement. There are more bedroom positions out there than, make your knees touch your elbows. Oh wait, I just gave away my dirty little secret move.
I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.