JizzleJazzle's Horoscope August 19 – August 25, 2011
Feet don't fail me now.
Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:
It's time to put your relationships first. The only problem is, now you'll have to decide how to prioritize your 15-20 sidepieces. Good luck with that one.
Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:
Simply talking is not enough this week. You'll need to take action. Now let's try telling that to our so-called political leaders.
Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:
There's a focus on change this week. And remember change starts with you. Which means it likely won't happen.
Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:
You're looking to bring some fun back to your fashion choices. So loosen up and pair a thong with a bikini top and a fedora. Sounds crazy enough to me.
I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.