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JizzleJazzle's Horoscope August 19 – August 25, 2011

August 19, 2011NewsComments117 Views

Feet don't fail me now.

 

Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

It's time to put your relationships first. The only problem is, now you'll have to decide how to prioritize your 15-20 sidepieces. Good luck with that one.

 

Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

Simply talking is not enough this week. You'll need to take action. Now let's try telling that to our so-called political leaders.

 

Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

There's a focus on change this week. And remember change starts with you. Which means it likely won't happen.

 

Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

You're looking to bring some fun back to your fashion choices. So loosen up and pair a thong with a bikini top and a fedora. Sounds crazy enough to me.

 

 

I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.

 

August 19, 2011NewsComments117 Views