JizzleJazzle's Horoscope August 6 - August 12, 2010

August 9, 2010NewsComments

Lord, we gotta do something about our children these days.  With the story of actor, Laurence Fishburne's daughter pursuing a porn career you know I just had to offer my insights this week on the topic of parenting.  If you're a deadbeat you might want to stop reading now.


Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

It's 10pm.  Do you know where your children are?  Chances are you probably do but only 'cause you're hanging out with them drinking, clubbing and staying out until all sorts of unholy hours.  You see the problem here is that lately you're becoming your child's best friend and forgetting to be their parent.  It's time to draw those lines and make sure you're the right influence instead of being under the influence.  SMH.


Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

There is a communication breakdown this week with your child where the most you do is say hello and wave goodbye.  It's time to bridge the gap and listen to your child even if you can't understand a word that child is saying.  With all the slang today good luck deciphering the fo' shizzles, gizzles and all them other izzles.

Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

You've been an outstanding parent working yourself to the max.  But this is your week to for once put yourself before your children.  So when they say I'm hungry you say me too and eat a big ole's steak in their face; when they say I need a new pair of kicks you say me too and go on a solo shopping spree; and when they say I'm tired of eating the same old sausage for breakfast you say me too and find yourself a new booty call.  Now that's how ya do it!


Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

We all make mistakes and this week you're realizing that you made quite a few with your child.  But what's the point in beating yourself up now?  They are already screwed up.  All you can do is still be there and offer your love and support now.


I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.



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