JizzleJazzle's Horoscope Dec 10 - Dec 16, 2010

December 10, 2010NewsComments101 Views

It's the holiday season but I still have my claws out.  Read on for the truth with no sugar on top.

Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

If you can't dance sit your butt down, or exploit manage someone who can.  This week you're like a talent scout noticing amazing talent but secretly wishing someone would literally break a leg.  But don't hate just support and you'll shine too...somewhere far in the background.

Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

Sometimes you have to put a lid on it if you want to get a ring on it.  Your mouth is getting you into more trouble this week with your lover because you have no filter on what you want to say.  So try this, next time you want to say something smart, just punch yourself in the mouth.

Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

When faced with conflict you're usually the first one to back down.  Well, I'm here to let you know that you don't have to be afraid to use profanity, yell and scream.  Let it out like you're auditioning for a role on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta."  Which means you'll act a fool and thoroughly embarrass yourself but at least it'll be entertaining for those around you.

Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

Do you know where you're going?  Do you like the things that life is showing you?  There's a reason why Diana Ross' theme song from "Mahogany" is playing in your head because you're not happy at your job.  So it's time to do like Ms. Ross in that film and pack yo' bags, get out of town and chase those dreams.

I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.



December 10, 2010NewsComments101 Views