JizzleJazzle's Horoscope Dec 17 - Dec 24, 2010

December 17, 2010NewsComments

Another week and I'm still finding ways to deliver insults insight.  Step into the light down under.

Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

Sometimes it's better to play dumb.  This week that comes to your advantage since most already think that of you.  So twirl your hair, laugh at the random jokes, don't ask any questions and take notes.  Gather your dirt for when ya need a little payback on a muthashucka.

Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

You don't want to lose information on your computer this week: you know all your dirty porn and such.  So back that baby up so that your "good hand" doesn't smack you in the face later on.

Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

You've got some incompetent colleagues creating more work for you this week.  Try to avoid telling them that working with them is like Aretha Franklin trying to do a duet of "Bridge Over Troubled Water," with Ashanti.  The truth hurts and that kind of truth will certainly burn some bridges.

Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

Go get what you want this week because it certainly isn't coming your way.  It's like waiting by the phone for a call when you know you ain't pay your bill.  Child don't play.

I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.



December 17, 2010NewsComments