JizzleJazzle's Horoscope Feb 10 - Feb 17, 2011

February 11, 2011NewsComments

A cliché is wonderful because it saves you time in being creative and thinking of a new way to say the same old mess.  So heed some of my favorite cliché's this week and you just might avoid a scary bowel movement.  There's more where that came from.


Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

They say, "Laughter is the best medicine," well not when your bowels are rumbling like thunder.  In that case laughter can only make the situation worse.  So what you might want to do this week is keep a more serious tone, especially at the office before the joke is literally on you.


Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

Some folks believe "A fool and his money are easily parted," too bad the same doesn't hold up for a fool in love.  It's time to get some sense and cents because you need to get a move on and start saving to leave out of your mate's apartment.  It's time to be single, let's just hope you won't be single living in a box.


Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

Sometimes being "Caught between a rock and a hard place," is not such a bad thing.  For example how about being caught between a rock and the hard bench because you're doing the naughty in the park.  Not a bad idea, huh?  This week let your closet freakiness outdoors.

Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

When they say, "That's the way lady luck dances," they don't mean upside down, legs wide open with one hand on your woo-hoo while the other holds on to the pole.  So, uhm, you might want to try your luck this week with your legs closed.


I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.



February 11, 2011NewsComments