JizzleJazzle's Horoscope Feb 18 - Feb 24, 2011

February 18, 2011NewsComments112 Views

This week I see bad hygiene in every sign.  Actually, I smell it too.


Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

There are three things you need to do this week: lather, rinse and repeat. You've got so many white flakes all over you that cokeheads are trying to get you into rehab.


Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

I understand.  Sometimes you get too busy to wipe properly.  You've got a million and one things on your plate so what does it matter if you drip in the back when you take a dip?  I understand.  You're just a nasty a**.


Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

You don't have to keep your arms down by your sides this week so long as you trim those pits.  When you wave goodbye it shouldn't look like you're shaking out a mop.

Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

When you moisturize it's important not to forget those often neglected areas of the body.  For example there is no reason for there to be an ashy patch between the end of your butt cheek and upper thigh.  That's just pure laziness.


I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.


February 18, 2011NewsComments112 Views