JizzleJazzle's Horoscope Feb 26 - March 4 2010

March 1, 2010NewsComments143 Views

Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

Don't be fooled this week by sweet words sprinkled in your ear.  You're bound to believe just about anything you hear from the ten year booty call partner who says you've always been more than just a one night stand to the salesperson that tells you your 13 year old daughter's Kim Kardashian sized booty is normal.  Child, some things we should just already know ain't so-don't believe the hype.


Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

This week you are working confidence like a middle aged overweight prostitute hitting the pavement to make that money before her pimp gets home and gets to some serious rule enforcing.  Just know that your confidence is contagious and the better you flaunt it the more positive results you'll get.


Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

You're digging deep into your soul this week but let's just hope you don't pull any skeletons out of that dusty closet.  Lord knows what deep dark secrets are lurking in that scandalous trifling soul of yours.  Don't act like you was never the one drunk with your legs spread out all open on the club dance floor on Saturday night and on your knees praising the Lord that Sunday morning like you're a saint.  Yup, it's all coming out so don't be afraid to dig deep and face it all this week.


Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

We are all guilty of it; sometimes we see someone we know walking down the same block and we cross to the other side to avoid saying a simple hello or we try to close the elevator door real fast so we don't have to share that space with anyone else.  But this is one week when you have the patience to be super social and deal with all of the Lord's confused, lost, neurotic and just plain crazy children.  Bless your heart 'cause I ain't got the patience for it no week.  Enjoy being the social butterfly.


I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous!



March 1, 2010NewsComments143 Views