JizzleJazzle's Horoscope Feb 4 - Feb 10, 2011

February 4, 2011NewsComments146 Views

Instead of looking into my crustal ball I decided to heed the words of some wise men and women to give you a few maxims to live by this week.  Who knew Eleanor Roosevelt couldn't pay her own light bill too?


Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

Benjamin Franklin once said, "Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."  You might want to tell Ben instead of shuteye to shut the hell up as this week you need all the sleep you can get from your late night partying.  Obliviously he never dropped it like it was hot in the club.


Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

Loretta Lynn once said, "You have to be first, best, or different."  So this week let's focus on being the first one to call out sick, the best liar to cover you're butt at work and different by not giving a damn.  It's time to give yourself a break at work.

Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

George Washington once said, "Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth."  And so is marijuana but if you want to avoid going down like Juelz Santana I suggest you stay far away from that plant.

Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."  She was on the money especially since that's what you'll need to do since you can't afford your light bill this week.  SMH.


I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.



February 4, 2011NewsComments146 Views