JizzleJazzle's Horoscope Feb 5 - Feb 12 2010
Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:
It’s time to get your Martha Stewart on and I’m not talking jail time. I’m talking about creating a space of pleasure and relaxation where you can unwind. So get domestic and add some new curtains to that dreary room, clean up that bathroom with some new bright fresh paint and take the time to create a delicious big ‘ole meal. Just don’t get mad at me if ya gain about ten pounds afterward!
Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:
Sometimes you just want to say, “Ho, have a seat!” And this week you might want to heed that piece of advice. Now is not the time to be tooting your own horn and trying to get recognition. It’s best if you lay low this week and eat some humble pie. Just do what you do and let the laws of nature direct the course.
Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:
Last week I told you to embrace your inner wild child and this week ain’t that much different. The only change is that wild things are happening to you now. Expect the unexpected with serendipitous events, little misadventures and some recklessness. Just don’t get too wild, end up making a sex tape and having it float around the workplace.
Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:
It’s time to stand up on your own two. Stop letting others mistreat you in your relationships. You’re bound to feel hurt, overwhelmed and abused this week from those closest to you so do something about it. Tell your friends to chill, tell your lover to shut the hell up, tell your kids to go have a damn seat somewhere and tell yourself to get a grip! It’s your life and don’t forget that you run this ish!
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