JizzleJazzle's Horoscope Jan 21 - Jan 27, 2011

January 21, 2011NewsComments114 Views

A.D.H.D.  Bad hygiene.  Lies.  And giving up the goods.  Oh lawd, it's another week and you know what that means.

Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

Like a child with A.D.H.D. you are all over the place.  Sit down and meditate for a minute and allow yourself some inner peace.  If that doesn't work pop in a valium and call it a night.

Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

If I were your woman or your man I would lay you down, put a blindfold over your eyes and poke you with a big stick.  No not that kind of stick but an actual stick because babbbyyy, your hygiene is not the business this week.

Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

Lies, lies and more lies.  That's all you need to hear this week to keep your fragile ego in check.  But honey, the mirror never lies so watch out now!

Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

Sometimes you have to give up a little to get a lot in return.  So give up the booty and your boo and might just put a ring on it.  If not, don't call me the skank!

I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.

January 21, 2011NewsComments114 Views