JizzleJazzle's Horoscope July 1 – July 7, 2011

July 1, 2011NewsComments176 Views

Shake it.


Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

Your financial desires are lit this week. Now if only your sexual desires could be as energetic then you would have your moneymaker right there. Oh wells.


Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

You're ready to learn from your past and make up for lost time. That's all good and well but you ain't got no friends to make up time with. Get a social life.


Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

Things are stating to look up once again for you financially. Oh wait I've spoken too soon.


Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

You are in full warrior mode this week. Just make sure you aim your frustrations at the right person and not the poor Girl Scout who annoys the hell out of you with those damn cookies.


I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.



July 1, 2011NewsComments176 Views