JizzleJazzle's Horoscope July 15 – July 21, 2011
Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:
The moon is speaking to you and giving you signs on financial movement in your world. So look to the sky and follow the signs. Just be sure it's the moon you're observing and not some hallucinatory white light in the sky after enjoying some "herbs."
Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:
There are some important things for you on the home front. Like paying yo' bills!
Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:
Make sure you say all you mean to say this week and don't hold back. Now if it gets you fired it ain't my fault. Did I do that? *Steve Urkel voice.
Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:
Listen to your instincts. Especially the grumbling in your stomach 'cause your skinny behind sure needs a meal.
I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.