JizzleJazzle's Horoscope July 2 - July 8, 2010

July 2, 2010NewsComments

With this week's 4th of July holiday it's all about independence; finding it, embracing it and not giving it away.


Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

Being independent doesn't mean you have to be lonely at home on a Saturday night posing naked in front of the mirror to see if you're still desirable, scrolling down your contact list just to see who might give you a call and creating ten different versions of a 6 month old to-do list.  It's time you quit the whole I can do bad all by myself act and do bad or at least the nasty with someone else.

Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

Like a baby on the nipple you've been milking all those around you and I'm telling you it must stop.  It's time to pop those nipples out your mouth and start sucking on the cold hard truth which is, it's time to take responsibility.  The great thing about independence is that you have yourself to credit for your success, which also means you have only yourself to blame if it all blows up in your face.  Still wouldn't you rather be an independent loser than a freeloading one?  Okay, maybe not, but you get my point.

Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

There's one thing about being independent that you have yet to master and that's taking pride in it.  This week it's time for you to raise your fist in the air like it's 2000 and you're the ten seconds-from-being-booted member of Destiny's Child, cast deep in the far shadows of Beyonce's mane, singing back-up to the "Independent Women" song.  Now that ought to make ya feel proud or at least ridiculously silly.


Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

When it comes to being independent nobody does it quite like you.  You know how to stroke your own ego, make yourself happy and clean up any sticky mess you get yourself into.  Good, now transfer all this nasty behavior into the other areas of your life outside the bedroom and you'll be a-okay.


I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.


July 2, 2010NewsComments