JizzleJazzle's Horoscope July 22 – July 28, 2011
Joy is in the flowers.
Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:
The future is calling your name. Can you hear it? Listen closely. Try again...ooops sorry wrong zodiac sign.
Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:
This is your final chance to make the past right. Hmph sounds like somebody knows what you did last summer.
Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:
What a stressful week you're about to have. You need some relaxation. I hear massages with happy endings are on discount this week in Chinatown.
Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:
It's time to stand your ground. Just make sure you've got a proper pedicure and are wearing the right shoes.
I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.