JizzleJazzle's Horoscope June 11 - June 17, 2010

June 11, 2010NewsComments151 Views

Sorry seems to be the hardest word these days.  BP's CEO, Tony Hayward's oil spill apology advertising campaign is lame and Mariah Carey still hasn't apologized for that mess of a movie she assaulted our intelligence with entitled, "Glitter."  Ugh!  This week I'm helping you learn the power of forgiveness, how to get the respect you deserve and when to really say the word:  sorry. Check it!


Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

Ever now and then you've got to let someone know just how much they hurt you, annoy you or disappoint you so that you can improve the situation.  This is your time to demand an apology from the fakers, cheaters and freeloaders in your life.  So use that backbone ya got for more than dropping it like it's hot, rocking it doggy style or sleeping...use it to command the respect you deserve.

Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

Sometimes the hardest person to forgive is yourself but this week is all about learning the power of such forgiveness.  Sure you can be mean sometimes, you backstab every now and then and you're not always sincere.  But hey, look on the bright side at least you're not some serial killer (just yet).  So forgive yourself for being less of the angel you wish you were.  After all you're not the type to kiss ass; you smack it.

Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

This week it's all about the dreaded five letter word: s-o-r-r-y.  I know every time you realize you have to say these words your whole face screws up as if you smell the backend of a donkey; but it's time to stop making the face of an ass before you truly become one.  Unless you have a speech impediment it shouldn't be that hard to say: sorry.


Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

This week you've got diarrhea and it's all in your mouth 'cause you keep on shi**ing out the same response to every little mistake: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."  Enough!  The only thing you need to be sorry for is saying the word too many dang on times.  Save the sorry for when you really need it like when you sleep with your best friend's lover.  Now that warrants a sorry.


I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.



June 11, 2010NewsComments151 Views