JizzleJazzle's Horoscope June 24 – June 30, 2011
Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:
Your subconscious is taking over this week. Let's hope that's a good thing because your conscious decision making skills have gotten you arrested, broke, drunk and caught in some awkward sexual positions you couldn't get out of.
Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:
You're about to go down memory lane. Just take a Ginkoba with you since you know you getting up there in age.
Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:
You're reaching a crucial point in your romantic relationship this week: deciding whether or not your anal self can live with someone else without killing them. Be wise now.
Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:
Some of your old confidence is retuning but be careful I don't think that means you're allowed to wear spandex quite yet.
I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.