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JizzleJazzle's Horoscope June 24 – June 30, 2011

June 23, 2011NewsComments

Get it.

 

Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

Your subconscious is taking over this week. Let's hope that's a good thing because your conscious decision making skills have gotten you arrested, broke, drunk and caught in some awkward sexual positions you couldn't get out of.

 

Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

You're about to go down memory lane. Just take a Ginkoba with you since you know you getting up there in age.

 

Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

You're reaching a crucial point in your romantic relationship this week: deciding whether or not your anal self can live with someone else without killing them. Be wise now.

 

Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

Some of your old confidence is retuning but be careful I don't think that means you're allowed to wear spandex quite yet.

 

I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.

 

 

June 23, 2011NewsComments