JizzleJazzle's Horoscope June 3 – June 9, 2011

June 3, 2011NewsComments117 Views

Another week, another load of horoscopes. You didn't think I was gonna say crap, did you? Oh, crap!


Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

It's time to put the focus back on your social life. Go out and know what it's like to speak to an adult who can engage in conversation. Trust me it's a lot better than talking to your four walls, cat or mirror.


Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

A few weeks ago all was well professionally but now a curveball has been thrown and hit you right in the crotch. I hope you wear a cup. If not, try some ice to ease the pain. But I digress. Get back up and listen to your heart. It can guide you to new riches or poverty depending upon your dream.


Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

Your mind is on the ball at work this week. So stay focused and you just might make some progress and get that much desired promotion. If not, well at least you've managed to look busy at work this whole week.


Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

This is the week to be flexible and go with the flow. It may lead to you discovering something new about yourself or it just may prove to be an utter waste of time.


I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.



June 3, 2011NewsComments117 Views