JizzleJazzle's Horoscope Mar 18 - Mar 24, 2011

March 23, 2011NewsComments

Spring is in the air and that means allergies for many of you.  It also means lies, sex and screwed up faces.  Keep reading to see how the dots connect.

Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

That throbbing in your head is not from a wild lovemaking session the previous night.  It's the pressure of your sinuses.  So be careful when you blow (your nose, you freak).

Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

Not only is your nose running this week but so is your mouth.  So instead of sticking a tissue up your nostrils put it in your hole and stop before you say something you can't easily wipe away.

Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

This week you need to find out what's making you itch.  And let's just hope it's your allergies and not something you caught from a trick in some alleyway.

Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but honey your eyes ain't holding much to be desired.  Allergies have them looking awkward, fast-moving, red and blinking all over the place.  So rock some shades or better yet, a mask.


I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.


March 23, 2011NewsComments