JizzleJazzle's Horoscope March 5 - 11 2010
Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:
Stop trying to control everything in your life, especially your emotions. You can't help but be jealous of someone who you feel looks better than you, angry at someone who disrespects you or attracted to someone you know is no good for you. There's only one way to get rid of these negative feelings and that's to smack the trick next to you for trying to look hotter. I'm kidding! But for real just own up to your emotions and let them go. Trust me you'll never feel so good about being this bad.
Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:
Your nerves are jitterier than ever this week. You're more nervous than a Catholic priest next to a choir boy in a quiet confession booth. Oooooohh chile! But it's best you get a grip and act like you got some sense because you're going to need all your marbles to really shine in social circles this week. Less nerves and more smiles. You never know if that one face you smile at might be the one who ends up signing your check soon. So cheese it up!
Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:
Use this week to explore your options and see what's out there for you. Get your swirl on if you have to. Bungee jump if ya wanna. Whatever you do just make sure it's something fun and new. You'll discover a side of yourself you never knew existed, 'cause face it honey you've been living quite the boring life. Now spice it up and live a little!
Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:
You can get anything you want this week 'cause baby you got that magic. You're positively radiating and glowing and it ain't the Botox. It's your all-natural effervescence. So bask in the glory and sunshine of your soul this week 'cause honey next week you're gonna come down from a high bad like a crackie going cold turkey. Don't say I ain't warn ya!
I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous!