JizzleJazzle's Horoscope Nov 2 - Dec 2, 2010
With a full belly post-Thanksgiving it's time to reflect on what we should all be grateful for this week. I'm just grateful that I had a decent meal for a change but that's only me child.
Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:
It's time to get out of your hole (keep your fingers visible, nasty) and take advantage of the opportunities in front of you. So act like a desperate fame whore and milk every situation.
Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:
Sometimes you have to be grateful for the smaller things in life: a hug, a kiss goodnight, Lil' Wayne. Oh yeah, you should definitely be grateful for the man with a thousand grills in his teeth. After all who else will you look great smiling next to if you ever lose your teeth in a freak accident? God forrrrrrbid.
Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:
Something tells me that you don't feel like you have much to be grateful for this week...and well, uhm...hmm...there's not much I can say to counter that feeling. Sorry.
Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:
Last week I told you to watch out for your mate cheating and this week you should be grateful that he or she did swap germs with someone else. Now you can move on to bigger and better things. For example, how about loving yourself for a change?
I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.