JizzleJazzle's Horoscope Oct 29 - Nov 4, 2010

The cost of living is too high these days which is why this week I'm letting you now how to live like a low down dirty cheap scoundrel like myself.  Take notes, honey.

Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

The best things in life are free but free costs too damn much.  That's why you need to stop spending all of your money acting like you're a star in the club and go be a real star at the 99 cents discount store.  That's right it's time to downgrade but I really call it an upgrade when you can furnish your home for the same cost of a happy meal. Bargain!

Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

The rent is too damn high and you need more space than that expensive studio apartment you're living in.  Sure, you're in a supposedly upscale neighborhood but child it's only a block away from the projects.  So who is the foolish one?  It's time to get a move on.

Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

We all have vices but yours are the expensive kind, my dear.  The kind that you try to cross out on your cable bill before your mate finds out what's been keeping you up all night in the living room with a bottle of lubrication.  Mmmmhmmm.  Now ain't nothing wrong with a little vice here and there but when it's bad for your pockets then it's a really bad habit.

Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

When it comes to budgeting you're like MC Hammer-too broke to quit.  Yes, it's good to be there for everybody but not when that means you're one expense away from bankruptcy.  So stop spending frivolously on others before you lose your own fabulosity.

I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.