JizzleJazzle's Horoscope Sept 16-Sept 22, 2011

September 16, 2011NewsComments

Another week and I still forgot to pick up toilet paper. Oh well, here's your future in a few sentences.


Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:

You need to be extra detailed this week to find some solutions to your issues. Unfortunately you don't have all the time in the world so just start with your two main issues and the other 100 can sort themselves out. I hope.


Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:

Let go of control this week just not when you're at the wheel.


Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:

A celebration is on the horizon too bad no one knows why. But it may have something to do with the fact that you're quitting your day job and everyone will be so happy sad to see you leave.


Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:

You will finally make some financial progress concerning all those debts. It begins by answering creditor's calls without faking an accent and saying you don't speak English.


I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.


September 16, 2011NewsComments