JizzleJazzle's Horoscope Sept 23-Sept 29, 2011
One of you is gonna go from pimp to ho. Oh my!
Aries, Leo and Sagittarius:
If I were you this week I'd be sure to carry mace. You may need to spray yourself in the eyes to avoid eyesores on the rush hour commute. You know what I'm talking 'bout.
Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo:
You're used to being the pimp in your relationship but now it's your turn to be the ho. That's right you need to grind and bring in that dough by any means necessary. And by any means I really mean, getting a regular 9 to 5 since you've never really kept one in your 27 plus years of living on earth.
Libra, Aquarius and Gemini:
Someone isn't being faithful this week. And that someone is you. It's time to be honest and let the cat out the bag since you already let your sex out of it.
Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces:
You'll be in some slight physical pain this week so try not lifting anything excruciatingly heavy including your mate. Hey, I'm just keeping it real.
I'm JizzleJazzle and remember don't be good, be fabulous.