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July 13, 2010 / Posted in Funny / Gossip / Sports / Music / Style
Tags: LeBron James / Lindsay Lohan / You Said It

By Souleo. LeBron James effectively ends any chance of the Cleveland Cavaliers winning a championship by choosing to join the Miami Heat; Lindsay Lohan will soon be sitting pretty behind bars; Lindsay Lohan forces a private jet to make an emergency landing; yet another innocent Black man is murdered and why checking out at the grocery store may soon require a breathalyzer test.  It's all here in this week's round-up.  Check it.

 

LeBron James Breaks Dan Gibson's Pockets Heart

Cleveland Cavaliers owner, Dan Gibson's open letter blasting LeBron James for his decision to play with the Miami Heat has everyone weighing in on their beef.   According to the funny commenter below it seems that Dan is suffering from an emotional one night stand rather than the loss of a team member.

 

"This Nicca sounds like LeBron went up in that ass last night woke up this morning without even so mucha s a good-bye..Can somebody please tell this lame O that he's sounds truly btch-made?"

Source: www.mediatakeout.com

Commenter: speakgod

 

Lindsay Lohan Jail

Few thought it would actually happen-with celebrities regularly getting special treatment-but Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days of jail.  While many commented on her sentencing, her painted fingernail that read "F**K U" and the judge's firmness I couldn't help but laugh at this reading of Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, who has since resigned from the case.

 

"The lawyer isn't even looking at her. It's more like she's saying, "Quit yer whining. You dug this hole. I'm ready to clock out of this bitch and chillax with a super stiff martini. You're wearing on my nerves!"

Source:  www.dlisted.com

Commenter: Master Blaster

Dave Chapelle's Poop is Special

After Dave Chapelle's allegedly "erratic behavior," forced a private jet to make an emergency landing his reps blamed a bad stomach ache for the drama.  According to his reps the bathroom on the plane was "not the kind he needed."  If that is the truth-which I highly doubt-then this commenter just may be right on the money since obviously Dave can't poop unless he has special accommodations.

"The bathroom was "not the kind he needed"? What the f*ck does that mean? He can't poop unless he's 10 feet in the air, hanging upside down?"

Source: www.tmz.com

Commenter:  Idiot!

Is the No Snitching Policy just as Bad as Police Brutality?

The shooting death of Oscar Grant, an unarmed African-American, on New Year's Day in 2009 by a former BART officer in Oakland has the topic of police brutality once again in the headlines.  While the officer was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter yesterday afternoon the commenter below feels that justice won't be served until we stop ignoring the violence perpetuated by our own community members.

 

"...I'm not making light of what happen to the young man...But where is the outrage that should reach epic proportions for our own killing one another. This type of behavior is ignored mostly by our communities.  Why do we give our own a free pass to commit murder without a second thought...RIP Oscar"

Source:  www.theybf.com

Commenter:  Anonymous

The End of the World as We Know it?

With nightclubs in Barcelona requiring a Verichip implant to access their VIP areas and Mexico's attorney general and 160 of his staff members being implanted with tracker chips, there is no question that technology is changing the world.   Recently the state government of Pennsylvania launched trials for a new system where consumers are forced to scan their ID, perform a breathalyzer test and stare into a surveillance camera before a government employee approves their purchase. While some find the system a convenient shopping experience others, like the commenter below worry that this may soon mean the end of privacy and freedom as we know it.

 

"'Government' or 'Power Elite' all-out-control of human activity for the sake of 'SAFETY' will over-ride and predominate above and beyond any and all considerations and aspects of human life. So people then may become 'safe' however they then will become completely enslaved to that which gives and provides them this 'safety.'

All this stuff is conditioning people to turn into 'lady gaga' robots."

Source:  www.prisonplanet.com

Commenter: Cy

 

 
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July 13, 2010 / Posted in Funny / Gossip / Sports / Music / Style

The Memorable Fashion of Sports Stars

May 27, 2010 / Posted in Gossip / Sports
Tags: Chad Ochocinco / David Beckham / Dennis Rodman / Johnny Weir / LeBron James / Serena Williams / Tiger Woods / Venus Williams

By Souleo. Recently tennis champion, Venus Williams came under fire for her sexy lingerie inspired look on the court that once again pushed the envelope of sportswear. In honor, we're taking a look at some of the most memorable sports stars who make a statement with their style on the court, field, ice and golf course.

Venus Williams:

Sex sells but does it also make you win a championship? Venus put that idea to the test with this sheer sexy look that was one jump or dip away from being a total "wardrobe malfunction."

 

Dennis Rodman:

It was always a disappointment watching Dennis play basketball because you just knew that all his outrageousness was stifled by a uniform. How great it would have been to see him play a game in drag. Well, our wishes were never fulfilled but Dennis still managed to make a statement on the court with his arms full of tattoos and colorful hair.

 

Serena Williams:

It's hard to think of any other female sports star that has created as many fashion statements on the court as Serena. From the knee high leather boots to the rock star leather jacket Serena always brings her A-fashion game.


 

Chad Ochocinco:

If Dennis Rodman plated football he'd look like this. Chad is one of the NFL's most colorful characters. Here, the color of choice is gold with a mean grill, stud earrings and a blonde Mohawk that makes us recall Mr. T.

 

David Beckham:

Sometimes less is more and David knows that better than any other sports player as he's raked in millions for posing in his underwear for Emporio Armani. We can't say that not wearing a shirt is style but it's certainly eye catching on the field.

 

Johnny Weir:

When it comes to crossing boundaries few do it with as much style, sass and confidence as Johnny Weir. After all, it takes a real man to don a low cut corset, tight suede pants and hot pink. You go girl boy!

 

Tiger Woods:

We are still not completely over his cheating scandal but at least he can still dress. Tiger's fashion choices bring an air of sophistication and cool that are a far cry from the hideous loud plaids and bold primary colors that were once associated with golf attire.

 

Lebron James:

It's the headband. Lebron is rarely seen without it and it's become his signature. We don't think we could recognize him on the court without it.

Which other sports stars do you think make bold and fresh fashion statements?

 
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May 27, 2010 / Posted in Gossip / Sports

Kobe Bryant and LeBron James Dunk on Reindeers!

December 21, 2009 / Posted in Funny / Kicks / Sports
Tags: Kobe Bryant / LeBron James / Nike

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In the spirit of Christmas (and basketball), Nike Basketball delivers yet another hilarity with it's Kobe Bryant and LeBron James puppets, with music provided by hip-hop legend, KRS-One (who also plays a stylish Santa in the clip). The trio gets called on by 3 trash talking reindeers to the court. Gets who gets dunked on?

 

 

If your in the Ohio area, make sure to swing by the Jimmy Jazz store in LeBron James' hometown of Akron and cop' the LeBron James Nike Zoom. Also available at JimmyJazz.com in all black.

 
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December 21, 2009 / Posted in Funny / Kicks / Sports