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By Souleo. Chris Brown's tears; Mel Gibson's obscene rants; Janet Jackson's live comeback performance; yet another sports star arrested for acting a fool and illegal immigration.  It's all here in this week's round-up.  Check it.

Who Says Men Don't Cry?

According to the commenter below if you ever want to know if someone is faking their tears or not just look for snot.  If the snot is flowing the truth is showing.  While this assessment is a bit uh, unorthodox, the commenter is on-point by noting that Chris Brown's career has been given new life thanks to his snot-nosed inspired tribute to Michael Jackson at the BET Awards.

"Baby you don't have to explain yourself I felt it through the TV you hear me, like someone said "YOU COULD FAKE TEARS BUT YOU CAN'T FAKE SNOT." Give my boo a break!! take your mouths off his d**k its no more cum left."

Source: www.theybf.com

Commenter: Dime Diva

Mel Gibson, Tiny and Pigs

Mel Gibson has gone off the deep end yet again after allegedly being recorded by his ex Oksana Grigorieva, saying "You're an embarrassment to me. You look like a f-king pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of n-ers it will be your fault."   Aside from Mel's pathetic racist rant what baffled me and others was the "pig in heat" reference.  No one quite knows what one looks like but according to the commenter below, T.I's fiancé, Tiny might be a good point of reference.  Wow, I don't think Tiny deserved this one but it sure was funny.

"missy says: did this thingg say "look ike a pig in heat" ..How the heck does a pig in heat look like... have you ever seen a pic of Tiny?"

Source:  www.sandrarose.com

Commenter:  speakinmymind

Ms. Jackson's "Nasty" Crotch Makes a Comeback

We all might want to stand at least 20 feet away from Ms. Jackson because apparently her crotch is a fire hazard.  Well, not exactly but according to this commenter Janet burned the roof off of the Essence Musical Festival with her flaming vagina and dynamic comeback show.  You gotta love a Stan who goes all the way in!

"Janet, you're p**** was on FIRE! Snatching wigs left and right. YAAASSSS!"

Source:  www.thatgrapejuice.net

Commenter: THEKIDDZ

Gun?  What Gun?

If you asked most people whether or not they are carrying a gun they'd be able to answer with a confident yes or no. Cleveland Browns defensive end, Robaire Smith is not most people.  When he was pulled over at the Flint's Bishop Airport he told the officers that he did not know he had a loaded gun in his luggage.  For that reason alone, I agree with this commenter that perhaps he's had one too many footballs to the head.

"These guys need guide dogs. The dogs would provide the brainpower that they appear to lack."

Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

Commenter:  Dr. Confuso

Over the Borderline and Then Some...

President Barack Obama recently addressed the issue of immigration in his first such speech since taking office.  The question is can we really handle more illegal immigrants with the recession we are experiencing here at home?  According to the commenter below the answer is: hell to the no!  While the commenter is wrong to stereotype all illegal immigrants, the issue of just how much more we can handle as a nation is one that demands serious consideration.

"Our President calls for not one, but three amnesties (comprehensive, DREAM, and AgJOBS) when so many Americans are out of work. Whom exactly does he represent. 15 million Americans are out of work, and a further 10 million cannot find a full-time job, at a time when 8 million illegal aliens have jobs. Millions of American families are having trouble paying their mortgage and putting food on the table, but you seem to be more concerned with protecting individuals who have stolen American jobs and broken American laws and are poiusoning our country starting gangs and bringing more and more drugs over our boarders. Any comprehensive amnesty for illegal aliens are just plain wrong and goes against the wishes of the vast majority of the American people. 25 million Americans are either unemployed or cannot find a full-time job provide amnesty ????? HOW BLIND IS THIS WHOLE SITUATION??????"

Source:  www.politicsdaily.com

Commenter: scrupie

Chris Brown, along with T.I. and several others, are featured in a new action packed film... Takers. The film, which is scheduled to hit screens in February 2010, is about a group of organized criminals who execute perfectly timed bank robberies and are steps ahead from the Police. But things become a bit challenging for the robbers, as they plan one final heist with a promising payout, but are barged by a relentless Detective who won't let them get away. Peep the trailer below

Takers also stars Hayden Christensen, Matt Dillon, Jay Hernandez, Michael Ealy, Paul Walker, and Idris Elba.

By. Jonathan White

VIBE is back, and so is Breezy. The Hip-hop/R&B print magazine will re-launch this month after being folded last July. This will be @MechanicalDummy 3rd cover and first stable print exclusive interview after his encounter with Rihanna.

The Transfer is scheduled to release his new album, Graffiti, Tuesday, December 8th. VIBE returns with a double cover issue the same day with Drake.

New York City streets are heating up this summer with some serious streetball action at the legendary Rucker Park in Harlem... and Jimmy Jazz, your #1 fashion destination is proud to be a retail partner at this year's Entertainer's Basketball Classic (EBC) tournament!

The EBC is synonymous with Rucker Park and streetball. Every summer thousands flock to the EBC/ Rucker games to watch stunning ankle-brecking and rim shaking dunks from respected streetballer's and promising NBA draft picks. Past celeb spotting's include Jay-Z, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, Denzel Washingston, The Game, Snoop Dogg, Ne-Yo, Alicia Keys and a ton of others. NBA stars who have hit the concrete include Los Angeles' Lakers MVP Kobe Bryant and Nate Robinston & Al Harrignton from the New York Knicks.

(Pictured below): Chris Brown running up-and-down the blacktop at Rucker Park this past Monday, July 27th.

For the remainder of the tournament, JimmyJazz.com will be bringing you game highlights and behind-the-scence sideline action before the shows air on "EBC Live At Rucker Park" on MSG, which currently airs every Thursday at 7:00 pm and is hosted by Michael Bivins (New Edition fame) and the the beautiful, Tahiry Jose.

(Pictured below): Tahiry chops it up with rapper/ producer Ron Browz and the voice of New York Angie Martinez (Hot 97). 

Tonight's game features Coach Rahemm Wiggins' (AKA Rah) Sean Bell All-Stars versus Ron Artest's Tru Warriors, lead by Coach Eric Marshall. Co-host Tahiry also takes a moment to interview the wife of the late Sean Bell, Nicole Paultre Bell. Also, make sure to keep your eyes on the 18-year old Lance "Born Ready" Stephenson from Sean Bell All-Stars, the kid is destined to be the next Lebron James (yeah, we said it!!!). The episode also makes us a bit more familiar with a streetball legend with serious on-court swag and the craziest ball handle you will ever see, Molly "The Future" Nesmith. This is a must watch!

(Pictured below): A image of Rucker Park in Harlem, NYC. 

For more info make sure you check out EBCSports.com & JimmyJazz.com!

Photos Sources: BounceMag.com, NYPost.com & MSG.com.