Cannes Film Festival 2010 Whammy’s & Schammy’s

Whammy's

Eva Longoria:

Eva razzle dazzles in this one shoulder stunner and she knows it!

Call the conductor 'cause Eva is in command of this season's trend: the train. Hop on board!

Eva is obviously in love with her shoulders 'cause once again she's letting them hang out in another one shoulder look. She doesn't give cold shoulder she just gives hot ones.

Jennifer Lopez:

We are loving this '60's inspired throwback. So chic. So feminine. So J.Lo. By the way, are we still allowed to call her that? Oh, who cares!

Jennifer Hudson:

Jennifer has the blues and it's all good. Here she rocks two classy looks in blue while showing off her hot new body!

Naomi Campbell:

Who needs diamonds when you have this much gold? Naomi shimmers in this number.

Salma Hayek:

Slightly underwhelming for the first public look at the new Gucci Premier line but still a regal winner for Salma Hayek.

Terence Howard:

Is that baby wipes in his pocket or is he just happy to see us? Either way we like the dapper don look.

Aishwarya Rai:

The Bollywood actress looks heavenly in the purple but it's the blue embroidered tulle and mousseline gown from, Elie Saab that makes her look like a true goddess.

Schammy's

Naomi Campbell:

WhatInTheWhoAndTheHell? It looks Naomi just came from an accident involving a drag queen, moth balls, a paper shredder and some pink flamingos. I just Cannes not.

Eva Longoria:

Okay, 4 out of 5 hits ain't bad but this is one surefire miss. It reminds us of something a "Flavor of Love" contestant would wear at the season finale. And, are those the same suede pumps from the gray bandage dress look? Oh Eva no!

Grace Jones:

After slamming Lady Gaga's fashion choices you really gotta step it up with the wow factor. Horns and a purple toga ain't gonna cut it. But nice tongue by the way!

Marc Anthony:

We covered J.Lo now on to Marc. It seems like we've seen this look on him a thousand times. The dress shirt with no tie, a blazer and shades is so '90's.